Showing posts with label Personals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Personals. Show all posts

Thursday, November 20, 2008

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Compiled by Tootsy McAlpine

SUCCUMBED, Iola Newbigging, aged 91, after a brief illness following the capture of her 42 cats by the newly established Hale County Humane Society.

Free cats available to loving homes. Not fixed, only occasionally litter trained. Will eat only hard candy, sausage grease, and moldy biscuits. Prefer Queen Charlotte’s Dainty Fine Dry Snuff to cat nip. Pick up at the Hale County Humane Society office during their open hours, Mondays 2-3 p.m.

The flowers on the altar at Atkins Station Church of Christ were placed by Mr.Wilton Leakes in honor of the 40th anniversary of his brother Milton’s deathby drowning in the bathtub after the Inaugural All-You-Can-Eat Special at The Paw Paw Patch.

LOST, during margarita night at Los Pampas last Thursday night, one pink suede bracelet with rhinestone letters spelling “Biatch.” Some rhinestones may be missing. Call Krystal at 334-111-7588.

HELP WANTED, due to increase in customers after good review in The Vidalia, we need some more day shift helpers at the Fast ‘n’ Easy Gas ‘n’ GuzzleChicken Counter. Must have steel toe boots. Hair nets and grease socks supplied.

Mrs. Edith Smaw still has some Family Circles available for winter insulation.Back issues from 1960 to 1963 up next.

Blayne Morrisey found a dirty black sharpei eating from his garbage can last night. Appears to have fleas and beginning onset of the mange. Can be picked up at his house any time before dark, except on Nov. 24 during remembrance of Prince Charles’ birthday.
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

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Compiled by Miss Virginia "Tootsie" McAlpine

The PawPaw Patch in Eutaw will be hosting a Monday afternoon training course in using their dining room defibrillator. Attendance is mandatory for employees and all regular customers are encouraged to attend. Also, we are now hiring experienced fry cooks. Apply in person.

Bobby Gee, Sr. has three mud tires, a Bronco passenger seat (beige), and a set of wipers for an ’87 El Camino for sale at his place in Sprott. Please call Bobby when you get to the first locked gate.

Yard sale Saturday, 7 a.m. to noon. Greene Street, Marion (not Greene Street, Greensboro, Eutaw, or Linden). Camping gear, beer-making kit, talking bass plaque, 12gauge Remington shotgun, antique 22 cal. rifle, TailGator towing system custom fit for a late model GMC Tahoe, vintage UA cap collection, partially used case of Beano, busted Penn reel, 15 years’ back issues of select men’s magazines, 1964 penny collection, framed Bear Bryant print, cammo waders, 2-stroke Johnson outboard (needs work), and much more! Call Genie Foster for more info.

Mrs. Dickie Bay will begin giving harpsichord lessons at her home on Main Street. All interested should stop by between 4 and 5 on Thursday afternoon for a brief interview.

The flowers on the altar at First Baptist for each Sunday in October will be placed by Keith Foster in honor of his wedding anniversary with his wife, Genie.

Mike and Christie Vickers just returned from a 3 day cruise from Mobile to the Cancun. Mr. Vickers reports that the burritos down there can’t beat the ones at our own Los Pampas!

Newell Dale would like to report a missing black sharpei dog. Answers to the name “Blayne.” Reward!

New Canaan AME Church is having a fish fry this Saturday to raise money for a new drum set and sound system. $8.00 plate includes two fillets, baked beans, greens, and a roll.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

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Complied by Tootsy McAlpine

Mrs. Edith Smaw has 30 years of Family Circle back issues available now for putting up winter insulation. First come, first get.

Flowers on the altar at St. Stephen's Episcopal Church on Sunday were given by Blayne Morissey in honor of his mother's 75th birthday.

Flowers on the altar at First Presbyterian Church on Sunday were given by Newell Dale in honor of the 140th anniversary of his ancestor Thacker Dale Newell's arrival in Greensboro.

Miss Virginia announces the Friends of the Greensboro Library's book club selection for the month: Caring for Your Family Heirlooms, Vols. 1 and 2 (1972). Following discussion and snickerdoodles, there will be a demonstration on gluing veneer by local craftsman Robert Couch.

Mr. and Mrs. Roy Pippin returned from their weekend trip to Campbell's Swamp, Mississippi for a homecoming dinner on the grounds at Golgotha Primitive Baptist Church. They enjoyed a fine reunion with many cousins around the Days Inn pool and courtyard. Read More and Comment...

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

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Compiled by Tootsy McAlpine

The flowers on the altar last Sunday at First Presbyterian were given by Mr. and Mrs. Pickens in memory of their first cousin, Uncle Hillery Pickens.

Pastor Eddie wants to invite everyone to the Open Bible Holiness Church Reincarnate, Inc. annual tent revival for promised spiritual renewal, alleviating of mortage trouble, granting of miracles of incarceration, healing of marriage woes, and heavy time prayer. We are also looking for the donation of a large tent.

Calvary Missionary Baptist Church is offering a half-tithe discount to anyone who can come up with a clever saying for the weekly church sign. A month’s worth of sayings is the key to eternal salvation!!!

Newell Dale is selling fall chrysanthemums to support the Choir Robe Fund at First Presbyterian Church. See him after services to purchase yours and view sketches of the new robe design.

Blayne Morissey would like to remind everyone that he still has tickets left for the raffle to benefit St. Stephen's Episcopal Church ’s Fund for Choir Robes. The grand prize is a free performance by his men’s a capella quartet at an event of your choosing!

Bobo Foster has a brand new Book of Mormen [sic] for sale or donation for pick-up at her house on Bay Street.
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Monday, September 8, 2008

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Compiled by Tootsy McAlpine

Mrs. Monroe Bay (nee Mackenzie Miller) has some extra needlepoint patterns of the county court house available at her house for a donation of $5 each. Proceeds go toward Greensboro Ladies' Committee to Clean-Up Our Courthouse Square Fund.

Reward! $25 for return of the O and the R from the Country Market Marlboro sign.

Bobby Gee wants to thank everybody who prayed for him after his rope swing accident. He is resting well at home in Sprott and will be back at work next week with his dad at Gee's Tire and Radiator.

Minnie Williams just celebrated 60 years with the Bay family. Congratulations, Minnie!

Over the weekend, Bobo Foster spotted some special visitors moving in with that Mormon family. She says they were nice-looking, clean-cut young men and may be knocking on your door very soon. She hopes that the good citizens of Greensboro will be polite and remember to offer uninvited house guests a glass of sherry if it's after lunch.

Found: A gold tooth was found in the parking lot of the Dollar General last Wednesday after closing. To identify and claim, see the daytime manager.

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