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Compiled by Tootsy McAlpine

SUCCUMBED, Iola Newbigging, aged 91, after a brief illness following the capture of her 42 cats by the newly established Hale County Humane Society.

Free cats available to loving homes. Not fixed, only occasionally litter trained. Will eat only hard candy, sausage grease, and moldy biscuits. Prefer Queen Charlotte’s Dainty Fine Dry Snuff to cat nip. Pick up at the Hale County Humane Society office during their open hours, Mondays 2-3 p.m.

The flowers on the altar at Atkins Station Church of Christ were placed by Mr.Wilton Leakes in honor of the 40th anniversary of his brother Milton’s deathby drowning in the bathtub after the Inaugural All-You-Can-Eat Special at The Paw Paw Patch.

LOST, during margarita night at Los Pampas last Thursday night, one pink suede bracelet with rhinestone letters spelling “Biatch.” Some rhinestones may be missing. Call Krystal at 334-111-7588.

HELP WANTED, due to increase in customers after good review in The Vidalia, we need some more day shift helpers at the Fast ‘n’ Easy Gas ‘n’ GuzzleChicken Counter. Must have steel toe boots. Hair nets and grease socks supplied.

Mrs. Edith Smaw still has some Family Circles available for winter insulation.Back issues from 1960 to 1963 up next.

Blayne Morrisey found a dirty black sharpei eating from his garbage can last night. Appears to have fleas and beginning onset of the mange. Can be picked up at his house any time before dark, except on Nov. 24 during remembrance of Prince Charles’ birthday.